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INTRO: Em  Bm  Em  Bm  F  G  F  G 
  
  
Am   G                 C
Once   there was this kid who
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Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
      F              G    C
But when he finally came back
 G   C   F                  C          G
His hair  had turned from black into bright white
    G#               C        
He said that it was from when
     G#               C/F*     F 
The cars had smashed soooo   hard 


 Em        Bm         Em        Bm         F    G    F    G
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


Am   G                C    
Once  there was this girl who
  F              C              G             C           
Wouldn't go to change with the girls in the change room
      F   C               G    C  
But when    they finally made her
 G    C   F                C        G
They saw    birthmarks all over her body
      G#               C
She couldn't quite explain it
       G#          C/F*    F
They'd always just been   there


 Em        Bm         Em        Bm        F    G    F    G
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
 Em        Bm         Em        Bm        F    G    F    G
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


Dm                    C        G
   But both girl and boy were glad
Dm                 C           G    F  G
   One kid had it worse than that


        Am   G               C
'Cause then     there was a boy whose
 F                C                 G              C        
Parents made him come right home directly after school
      F   C               G     C
And when   they went to their church
  G    C   F                 C          G
They shook   and lurched all over the church floor
     G#               C
He couldn't quite explain it
       G#          C/F*    F
They'd always just gone   there


 Em        Bm         Em        Bm        F    G    F    G
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
 Em        Bm         Em        Bm        F    G    F    G
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


Dm                    C        G
Dm                    C        G    F   G
Dm                    C        G
Dm                    C        G    F   G