SUPERMAN'S SONG (Crash test dummies) F C F C Tarzan wasn't a ladies man F C F C Am G He'd just come along and swoop 'em up under his arm like that Am G Dm G Quick as a cat in the jungle F C F C But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent F C F C Am G He would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape Am G Dm G Dumb as an ape doing nothing F G C F Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy C F C F G And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him F C F C Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job F C F C Am G Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the United States Am G Dm G He had the strength but he would not F C F C Folks said his family were all dead F C F C Am G Their planet crumbled but Superman he forced himself to carry on Am G Dm G Forget Krypton and keep going F G C F Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy C F C F G And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him Am G Am G F C G Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes Am G Am G F C F C G But he could hardly string together four words: " I Tarzan, you Jane" F C F C Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes F C F C Am G I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man Am G Dm G Join Tarzan in the forest F C F C F C F C But he stayed in the city kept on changing clothes in dirty old phonebooths Am G Am G Dm G Til his work was through and nothing to do but go on home F G C F Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy C F C F G And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him C F C F G And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him